Moggy Magic Needed To Condense 50 Years Into a Few Weeks!

 

Mogg Appointed Minister for Brexit Opportunities

Jacob Rees-Mogg has been appointed to minister for "Brexit Opportunities and Government efficiency" in the Cabinet Office. He will attend Cabinet, but it's a demotion to Minister of State.

Macron Fucks Up Peace Mission

 

But I was reliably told by Macron’s defenders that something like this wasn’t going to be an issue pic.twitter.com/muGcRF1u3f

— Alex Ward (@alexbward) February 8, 2022

Brexit PR Being Pumped UP

 

Two years ago today, we Got Brexit Done 🇬🇧 https://t.co/CSxwBoxjJV pic.twitter.com/aSwq1RtKM8

— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) January 31, 2022

Twat!

If Boris goes, Brexit goes

— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) January 13, 2022

It will be thanks to Adonis and other twats like him, that Boris will stay and win the next election.

Biden Sticks His Oar Into NI Brexit Negotiations

Semi-U-turn on my part: Hope springs eternal ... I'm told a date for a virtual meeting has been set and will happen this month.

Also: Last night U.S. Trade Sec Katherine Tai said Washington will negotiate with the UK on the issue "when the time is right." https://t.co/3dYKn6RJUJ

— Emilio Casalicchio (@e_casalicchio) January 13, 2022

FCDO Takes Over Brexit

 

As @trussliz & @chhcalling take over EU/NIP brief, 85 officials are moving from Cabinet Office to FCDO. Senior UK officials say this bc PM now keen to emphasise UK relationship w/EU no longer a "whole of Govt" affair. Now considered just a foreign/trading relationship, like US 1/

— Mujtaba (Mij) Rahman (@Mij_Europe) January 7, 2022