Shenanigans Ahead!

Oh, John, John, please don't go !

Said nobody ever. https://t.co/ZqL21conZO

— Tim Price (@timfprice) May 29, 2019

The EU Elections Results - FACTOID ALERT!

FACTOID: irrespective of your view pro or anti Brexit, the turnout was a shite 38%.

As such, be careful what you choose to read into the results and which parties you place in the pro/anti Brexit camps!

Be Careful What You Wish For..

Now that it seems May will finally go (at some date to be announced) there is doubtless much cheering and revelry amongst those who would take her throne.

However, cool your jets ladies and gents!

Whoever takes the crown still faces the same arithmetic that May has faced in the House.

Realistically these are the only two possible outcomes (with or without a general election and/or referendum):

1 No deal Brexit (the EU will not reopen the deal)

2 No Brexit

In the event of no deal Brexit, Labour will be asked why they allowed this to happen, when they could have voted for the WAB.

In the event of no Brexit, the ERG will be asked why they allowed this happen, when they could have voted for the WAB.

Mark Spencer Gets His Moment In The Spotlight - Cue The Dramatic Music

Govt whip Mark Spencer gets his 15 mins of fame today: he's the member of govt chosen to announce Business statement, I'm told. A statement that will include publication of the Withdrawal Agreement Bill that @andrealeadsom resigned over.

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) May 23, 2019

Leadsom Resigns With A Brexit Blue Signature

It is with great regret and a heavy heart that I have decided to resign from the Government. pic.twitter.com/f2SOXkaqmH

— Andrea Leadsom MP (@andrealeadsom) May 22, 2019

There Will Be A Reckoning!

Labour MPs have a lot of explaining to do if the UK ends up crashing out of the EU with no deal

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) May 23, 2019

and Brexiteer Tory MPs have a lot of explaining to do if Brexit now doesn’t happen

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) May 23, 2019

Theresa May's Scorched Earth Policy

This all feels very very bad for Number 10 tonight - an MP who has been v loyal up til now texts to say 'she has to go. Now'. A senior tory says 'PM just got even with MPs who defied her' - she will leave a 'poisoned legacy' w9ith a 'scorched earth of brexit promises'

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) May 21, 2019

May has managed to make a terrible situation worse, and it is clear that aside from being delusional she is deliberately trying to make the situation untenable/unfeasible for whoever replaces her as PM.

When a leader goes mad he/she abrogates the right to loyalty and must be removed immediately, lest that person builds their funeral pyre on the lives of others!

Dan Snow Admits He Was Talking Bollocks! - #SnowGate

So Dan Snow @thehistoryguy is now apologising after suggesting election law might have been broken because he found a @brexitparty_uk leaflet which he thought had been included in his postal vote envelope but the returning officer says could not have been pic.twitter.com/ZSoeI84tDi

— Peter Henley (@BBCPeterH) May 20, 2019

Fake or Genuine?

Hello @ElectoralCommUK. Is this legal? https://t.co/zNyVbDtXem

— Dan Snow (@thehistoryguy) May 19, 2019

May Keeps Fiddling Whilst "Rome" Burns

“The Conservative Party is heading, not just for defeat, but for annihilation” - Daniel Hannan, Conservative MEPhttps://t.co/UlV7iJOyBB

— Dr Teck Khong (@DrTeckKhong) May 20, 2019

May will try to get the WAB through parliament again this week, with some "major" concessions.

She will of course fail!

Tory Labour Talks Set To Fail

Shocked I tell you..Shocked! https://t.co/iQNFKzEDZA

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) May 17, 2019

Brexit To Go Beyond Summer

The above statement form Number 10 indicates that May intends to continue to push her version of Brexit to Summer and beyond ("..if the UK is to leave the EU before the Summer..").

Given that it won't pass before the Summer recess, if she remains in office (not in power) this disgrace will continue post Summer.

Will the Tories please man up and remove this dreadful person from office!

Olly Robbins Tries To Become A Belgium Citizen

Robbins off to Brussels - is it worth the trip? https://t.co/eoDqbEfnaB

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) May 14, 2019

Fucking Hell!

European Election Voting Intention:

BXP: 34% (+4)
LAB: 16% (-5)
LDM: 15% (+5)
GRN: 11% (+2)
CON: 10% (-3)
CHUK: 5% (-4)

Via @YouGov, 8-9 May.
Changes w/ 29-30 Apr.

— Election Maps UK (@ElectionMapsUK) May 12, 2019

Auf Wiedersehen May - #Mayxit

Story of the day in today’s @telegraph from @gordonrayner: Brexit as an episode of classic Geordie builder comedy “Auf Wiedersehen, Pet”. pic.twitter.com/0dxJkts6qH

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) May 10, 2019

Tory Policy To Vote Brexit Party In European Elections

Most conservative association and party members I have spoken with are planning to vote for the #BrexitParty_UK - might as well be official policy!

— James Wells 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@JamesfWells) May 8, 2019

Corbyn Bigger Problem Than Brexit!

Is it just Brexit that has hit the Labour vote, or Corbyn personally too? One Labour MP just now: “Jeremy Corbyn has come up on the doorstep right across the country. Colleagues are saying this privately, but not publicly. He is a bigger problem than Brexit”.

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) May 3, 2019

Bloody hell, I thought May was bad I had no idea things were so bad in the Labour Party!

The Brexit Nightmare Solved

I reckon if you gave the PM this option on Brexit - she'd take it #80s pic.twitter.com/7kKYBc7IT7

— steve hawkes (@steve_hawkes) May 1, 2019