Recess Cancelled

Our beloved MPs are so caught up in the Brexit shenanigans that their February recess is to be cancelled.

All very well, but I doubt it will get them any closer to resolving their disagreements.

Given that Westminster, wrt Brexit, has ill served the British people I propose that we take a leaf out of the Holy See's playbook.

Lock the bastards in the Palace of Westminster,  without food, drink and contact with the outside world until they resolve this clusterfuck.

Better still, when they do resolve it, keep them locked in so that they can't do any more damage to the country!

The Laws of Physics vs The Laws Man

There are the laws of physics and the laws of man. When I throw a ball into the air, the laws of physics bring it back to earth. These cannot be changed.

The laws of man, such as bureaucratic paperwork at a border, can be changed at the stroke of a bureaucrat's pen!

Kudos To The Queen

Was the Queen talking about the Brexit debate? In a speech today she said people needed to find "common ground" and "never losing sight of the bigger picture". Royals have tried v hard to stay out of the Brexit debate but was she hinting at something here?

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) January 24, 2019

Kudos to the Queen for diplomatically trying to knock the heads of our useless politicians together!

Brexit Declined

The Fake Demand For a People's Vote

There are many people working v hard and quite legitimately to make another referendum happen - but this from the ultimate prof worth a read if you are wondering if there really is a swell of support for a new vote https://t.co/0I5H1dme8U

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) January 23, 2019

Whenever I see the word "people" inserted into a political discussion/demand, I instinctively reach for my sickbag!

Settled Status Fee Scrapped

BREAKING: Prime Minister confirming that following our lobbying the £65 Settled Status fee for EU citizens will be scrapped. Any paid fees will be reimbursed! pic.twitter.com/hE9XtUGBEO

— the3million (@the3million) January 21, 2019

If Only...

Plans A, B, C, D, E..... https://t.co/2XmTOoHmmj

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) January 22, 2019

If only our "respected" MPs could grasp the following facts:

1 The referendum result was in favour of Brexit

2 Being unable to present a unified plan for Brexit means that MPs will end up ensuring that Britain leaves the EU without any form of deal.

The World of Pure Imagination - Brexit/Remain

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it

There is no
Life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

If you want to see magic lands
Close your eyes and you will see one

Last night's defeat of May's Brexit deal has left all sides of the Brexit debate seeing a bright and glorious future.

The Brexiteers see a no deal exit on WTO terms, and the Remainers see an opportunity to stop Brexit.

In truth the outcome can be whatever people want IT to be, all that they have to do is agree on what they actually want.

SIMPLES!!

The Clusterfuck Is Strong In May

So, correct me if I’m wrong, the plan now is to sign a binding international treaty with the EU while giving the Commons the right to break it? How does that work? https://t.co/89PNRkiR9R

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) January 9, 2019