Boris Has a Cunning Plan!

My plan for a better Brexit https://t.co/NULjm7WxJ0

— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) September 27, 2018

EU Lights Blue Touch Paper Under Italy's Explosive Debt

EU'S MOSCOVICI SAYS WE DO NOT HAVE ANY INTEREST IN TRIGGERING A CRISIS IN ITALY, BUT ITALY MUST CUT ITS "EXPLOSIVE" DEBT

— *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaOne) September 28, 2018

The Bigly Post Brexit Trade Deal

NEW Theresa May and Donald Trump have tonight held talks about a US/UK trade deal after Brexit. A 10 Downing Street spokesman said the pair "agreed that Brexit provides a wonderful opportunity to strike a big and ambitious UK-US Free Trade Agreement". #unga2018 #Brexit

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) September 26, 2018

Brexit D Day - 17 October

EU officials are considering whether to extend the October summit of EU leaders by a day. I'm hearing it could start on the afternoon of Wednesday 17th. EUCO President Donald Tusk has previously described it as "a moment of truth" for the Brexit process.

— Adam Fleming (@adamfleming) September 25, 2018

The EU Is Corrupt!

The EU’s anti-fraud watchdog is investigating the potential misuse of EU funds meant to provide food for refugees in Greece

— Diane James MEP (@DianeJamesMEP) September 26, 2018

Out, Damned Eu! Out I Say!

Excl: Two thirds of Brexit voters just want to leave the EU and don’t care how - ORB poll;https://t.co/rxsvUizXBu

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) September 24, 2018

No Way Out of Brexit Under Labour

BREAKING: John McDonnell says Labour would only offer people Deal or No Deal in a referendum. NO option to stay in EU. Which completely negates the aims of a referendum as dreamt up by @peoplesvote_hq. Massively significant - no way out of Brexit under Labour. #lab18

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) September 24, 2018

Macron Calls Brexiteers Liars

WATCH: French President @EmmanuelMacron makes clear that "those who say that we can easily be without Europe, that everything is going to be fine, that it’s easy and will bring us lots of money are liars" #PeoplesVote pic.twitter.com/7j4vOoANs6

— People's Vote UK (@peoplesvote_uk) September 20, 2018

Chequers is Toast

Keep Having Referendums Until People Vote "Correctly"

Czech and Maltese PMs Call For Second Referendum https://t.co/qnqRS0LVtQ pic.twitter.com/IUyCYTZeMA

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 20, 2018

Vince Cable's Erotic Spasm

When we got this speech under embargo yesterday we couldn’t quite believe they had *actually* gone for this choice of words but, yes, Vince Cable is going to talk about an “erotic spasm” later today. https://t.co/osDJOEDAhs

— Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) September 18, 2018

IMF Pushing For Brexit Deal

UK faces 'significantly worse' outlook if no Brexit deal: IMF https://t.co/Dg6f9KQV6I

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 17, 2018

IMF forecasts are invariably wrong, and given that this particular "forecast" relates to Brexit (which the IMF doesn't approve of) it should be taken with a pinch of salt!

The EU Has Just Banned Memes

Friends Forever

“After 29 March 2019, the United Kingdom will never be an ordinary third country for us. The United Kingdom will always be a very close neighbour and partner, in political, economic and security terms.” @JunckerEU #SOTEU pic.twitter.com/t6EJtoFZkC

— Michel Barnier (@MichelBarnier) September 12, 2018

Duncan Weldon Nails It!

Shape of the final Brexit deal can be settled later.
Real priority now for both sides is ensuring a smooth transition, avoiding the cliff edge.
EU knows this and it knows the risks of a cliff edge rise if May loses power.
So expect them to act on this knowledge.

— Duncan Weldon (@DuncanWeldon) September 10, 2018

Barnier Over-egged His Pudding

The EU has cast doubt on claims that Barnier, its chief negotiator, had described the government's Brexit plan as "dead in the water".

Labour MP Stephen Kinnock attributed the remarks - which he said were in French - to Michel Barnier after a meeting in Brussels.

However, EU Commission spokesman Margaritis Schinas urged journalists to wait for a transcript to be published. The Chequers plan contains some "positive elements", he added.

Clearly the EU is now backtracking on what Barnier undoubtedly said, and will be attempting to rein him in.

Lord King Nails It - The Government, Parliament and Civil Service Are Incompetent

The Scallops Wars Continue - Barnier Serves Raab French Scallops

Michel Barnier, in a piece of culinary trolling, served Dominic Raab scallops at their working lunch last week. Via @TimesDiaryhttps://t.co/7YWgNHygjZ pic.twitter.com/E7XvyKKXBu

— Patrick Kidd (@patrick_kidd) September 4, 2018

Larry Has a Point!

Nice of Johnson to admit that he didn’t try during his two years as Foreign Secretary... pic.twitter.com/k3npI2xF3x

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 3, 2018